8 deal breakers in any relationship
Long, gross toenails? No thank you.
With news of Cheryl Fernandez-Versini’s split from second husband Jean-Bernard doing the rounds on social media this week, we’ve been feeling a pang in our heart for the 32-year-old Geordie.
Yes, she’s totally stink in’ rich, show-stoppingly beautiful and one of the most famous women in the UK, but she did have to deal with Jean-Bernard and those pesky habits of his.
Recent reports have said that it wasn’t all amicable endings for Cheryl and Jean-Bernard. far from in fact. Supposedly the italian restaurateur had serious jealousy issues and got annoyed when Cheryl would have to spend time with other men. Reports suggest that Jean-Bernard even got jealous when she would spend time with her two Chihuahuas Buster and Coco. REALLY?
It got us thinking about deal breakers in relationships. That point in a relationship when you look at your other half doing something that makes your skin crawl or just completely brings your gears and you just think ‘Nope’.
Here’s 8 deal breakers…
- Hygiene , or lack thereof more specifically. Is there anything worse than being with someone who you have to remind to take a show? I’m not your feckin’ mammy and how on earth have you gone through 28 years of life without realising that one shower a day is necessary? Come on lads!
- The wrong sense of humour. OK, maybe there is no wrong sense of humour but one that doesn’t match yours is nearly impossible to deal with. Worse than this is having absolutely no sense of humour at all. Nope, can’t deal.
- Cheating. This one may sound obvious but a helluva lot of girls will let their man get away with this one. But you know what they say, once a cheater, always a cheater.
- His annoying friends. How are you expected to go out for a few drinks with his friends if they totally wreck your buzz? Everything from being super immature when having a female in their presence to only ever ever EVER talking about sports. We’re not asking them to drastically change their personalities but trying to be inclusive is always a nice gesture.
- Crazy animal people. Don’t get us wrong, Here in U Towers, we’re constantly texting each other pics of our pets or sending each other links to the cutest puppies on YouTube but when a man can’t make room for you in his bed but makes room for his cat, then you know it’s time to drop him and move on.
- Mammy’s boys. You know the type, you probably went to college with one or went out with one when you were 17. They can’t cook, they can’t clean, they come up from home on a Sunday with a full on roast dinner for each night of the week and their socks ironed and folded in their gear bags. Grow the F up please. Thanks.
- Vein. Have you ever spent half the time getting ready as your other half does? It’s a very weird, uncomfortable feeling, and one that we hope never to repeat. They don’t wear make-up or have to style their hair like we do so what on earth could take them so long to get ready?!
- Scabbiness. Need we say any more?
