Having already wreaked havoc on so many revered institutions, us millennials are here to replace the traditional red and gold of Christmas, with our favourite pink hue and Generation Z yellow. No, we're kidding, but these glowed up decorations and festive fun-things, feel pretty damn representative.
If Home Alone (and Home Alone 2: Lost In New York) taught us anything, it’s that adults can do whatever the hell they want.... especially at Christmas time.
A Gin Advent Calendar
If you don't like gin, are you even a millennial?
An Avocado on Toast Tree Decoration
Slightly more expensive than the one you're used to on a Sunday morning, but it'll last longer.
A Let’s Party B!tches Banner
Well, constant partying is the reason we'll be the first generation to never own our own homes right? Might as well go out with a bang b!tches.
A Tree Homage to All D*ck Pics We've Ever Gotten
Delivering an aubergine ornament to the sender of every dick pic you’ve ever received might prove too costly, so just hang one on your tree in tribute instead.
Because facial hair is soooo millennial.
Rose Gold Shimmer for Your Prosecco/Gin/Vodka
Bc unless it's rose gold in colour, we millennials don't want to know about it.
A Retro TV Games Controller
Everything retro is so much cooler and this feels like we're traveling back in time.
How Millennial Are You? Game
We really fear the outcome of this game, but still curious. Kind of hope our parent score pretty highly too.