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He's nothing but a little sleeveen

It's Love Island Update time... we're hooked, you're hooked, Suzanne Kane is hooked. And here's what happened last night.

Another day in paradise, well paradise for some. The Love Island villa is a cruel beast, it gives and it takes away. This evening's episode began with our cups overflowing with lots of nearly naked Islanders. With the three new arrivals it’s busy in there. 

Amongst the madness Dr Alex plucked up the courage to take Megan aside and bring out the big guns, by the big guns I mean tell her about saving people lives. Megan and Dr A were having a great chat until a big fat block that’s Eyal’s hair that got in the way and broke up the chat. 
TEXT Josh, Charlie and Megan headed off to speed date.
Date One. 
Josh chose Laura and Wes was not happy, not happy at all. Megan chose Niall, Georgia fuming and Charlie chose Sameria. There was awkward conversation and then the next round of daters were summoned.
Megan and Eyal, Charlie chose Georgia and Josh picked Hayley (who I’ll be honest is beginning to grate)
Poor Dr Alex is up the walls with the whole thing. He’s that mate who rings you all.the.time to ask why their date from the previous week still hasn’t called. 
Anyway back to the dates, Charlie is fond of a plastic glass clink. Over by the hay bale Eyal is grooling Megan about the hard time he’s had so far - a week in a luxury villa is painful. He’s mad for lobbing the gob, he went in for the smooch. 
Time's up, so it’s change of guard. Charlie looking for third times a charm with Hayley, Sameira is with Josh and FINALLY Dr Alex - smothered in suncream like a toddler - gave himself a serious talking to and headed off to meet Megan. Play it cooooool Alex, come on.

Alex giving himself that pep talk! 😩💛 #LoveIsland

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Night time fell on the villa and it was time for Eyal to gel his hair, oh and break Dr Alex’s heart by telling him he kissed Megan. It’s been the worst blow of the series to be honest. 

Ouch. Alex is gonna need something for those wounds. 😬 #LoveIsland

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Things, apart from Alex’s broken heart are going swimmingly, well until the producers threw in a box of dares. What did we learn from the last round of truth or dare, it never ends well. 
There was kissing, licking, toe sucking and then Alex poured honey all over himself *vomit* for the girls to lick off. 

It's Love Island Update time... we're hooked, you're hooked, Suzanne Kane is hooked. And here's what happened last night.

 

There’s a storm brewing, literally. It’s lashing so to create more content the producers have opened the hideaway; a bedroom for just one couple. Laura and Wes were the lucky couple picked to shack up for the night. They toasted their ONE WEEK anniversary. I mean, come on... 
Anyway, they’re all tucked up but there’s trouble in the horizon, isn’t there Adam?!?  
Suzanne Kane is a broadcaster who has worked for some of the most prominent radio stations in the country. Along with her radio and television roles, Suzanne teamed up with top Irish comedian PJ Gallagher to host Dubland The Podcast, which has reached number one on the iTunes comedy chart with subscribers all over the world. For more information visit suzisays.com.